Beyonce Diet
Beyonce Knowles is turning in quite a career; she’s an accomplished actress, musician, model and now Sports Illustrated Cover Girl. These are all very respectable accomplishments; but you’ve got to ask yourself, what will be remembered about me when I die? Will it be my pop songs? Will it be my supporting roles? Will it be my images left behind or will it be my words? You know, they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but it is my humble belief that the thing she’s most remembered for will be the thing no one even really knows about now; I believe she’ll be remembered for the Beyonce diet.
The Beyonce diet has gotten her this far; this is why I believe the diet will become more than her. Greater than even its progenitor, the Beyonce Knowles diet takes dieting and maple syrup to a whole new level.
Let’s be honest; Beyonce has got it going on. She’s a beauty, she’s a fox, she looks great in a suit and she’s worth a million bucks. So where can I get that in a size me? That’s what all the little girls will ask and Beyonce will be more remembered for what she was (beautiful girl) and not who she was. This is an unfortunate event as the advancement of humanity has set us back light years.
How did Beyonce do it? Was it a weight loss drink? Did she use honey and syrup? Was it a diet and exercise program? Was this a crash diet? Or a master cleanse? I’ll never tell. As far as I’m concerned she dropped two slices of lemon into a glass, shook her booty three times, and presto!
But if you pick up the copy of Woman’s Day magazine with Beyonce on it, you can hear more about her diet. You can also archive it at the online home of Woman’s Day or do a back order in case you want her picture to put up.
While a picture is worth a thousand words, the Beyonce Diet is worth more like a million bucks.